I'm completely sold out of Cinnergy, Serotonin FX and Relief FX.
Don't buy it or you'll be pissed having to wait for it. I need
two weeks to finish it. Cardio FX is shipping, but it won't last.
Here is the link to buy and save 15% if you add 3 or more to cart:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/cardio-fx/
If perfect cardiovascular health isn't enough to get you excited
about this email, I want you to know about Coriander - Mother Nature's
mercury magnet. It works. It costs about $6 on Amazon.
And if you don't know that mercury exposure is a looming threat, you need
to check your pulse. This is a great supplement for everyone in the
family:
http://alturl.com/78ey6
Now, lets talk current events...Adult language ahead.
American Idol has chosen it's final 24 contestants. ThePeoplesChemist.com was removed
from the Internet last night around 9pm. It was
like a UFO sighting. One minute it was there. And in a
split-second, it was gone, as if there would be no more People's Chemist.
I suspect that many felt they were doomed to follow the squirrely
advice of vitamin D pushers and the Norman Bates look alike from the
alternative healthcare camp.
Hackers at work. I figured something was wrong when there
was a slight decline in hate mail from evangelistic Christians who judge
me on my choice of words. Ironic. Annoying. Newsflash: I
didn't grow up to be a role model. In fact, I didn't grow up to
write a book. It just happened - like yelling at someone to watch
out for a baseball that's about to bounce off their head. Hell, I
haven't even grown up yet.
Evangelistic Christians should know that God breathed life into my
lungs, so all complaints should go straight to him. I'm Gods son.
Get used to it...Or (another newsflash here) don't visit my web
site!
As of this morning, http://www.thepeopleschemist.com is back up
and running thanks to my CCG George. you can get all the natural products
you need for: Better sleep, less anxiety:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/serotonin-fx/
Boosting healing hormones to preserve joint and muscle:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/joint-fx/
Mother Nature's MUST HAVE HEALING MIRACLE FOOD:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/whey-advanced/
Dare to Live Young!
The
People's Chemist
It's official. I'm
banned from Facebook...Kinda.
New fans looking for me on the politically correct networking site
get this warning when they find me: "Security Alert: This link may not be
safe. The link you are trying to visit has been identified as potentially
unsafe by trusted Facebook partners."
...Who the hell are the "Facebook partners?"
I wanna talk to them...In a dark alley.
You can still friend me at
www.facebook.com/thepeopleschemist - I'm going to offer a coupon code to my FB
friends to show how loving and affectionate I can really be...My testosterone
must be low today. Hurry, it won't last. My pecs hate it when the
manly hormone sinks to the level of Google nerds...
Which reminds me, Google banned me too. I can't run ads for
anything associated with my natural medicine.
There's more.
My site www.thepeopleschemist.com was recently the victim of
numerous removal attempts by hackers - more in 2 days than most
sites get in 2 years! You
can thank my Chief Computer Geek (CCG)
George for protecting it. He's smarter than the smartest
hacker.
Am I that much of a threat? Is my "gutter
language" really that
bad? Seriously. I don't use bad words if I can help
it...But I
can't. So I do. Screw 'em.
Wait, maybe it's my research.
I was hired to write for the hit show Conspiracy Theory. I
left
out the profanity by accident - I was deep into how the AMA
opinion leaders influence physicians and the government.
I got glowing reviews and was paid. The articles got
flushed.
Later, I was contacted by the "former" editor. He
confessed that
"someone at the top" didn't like my confessions as an
insider. I
learned that Conspiracy Theory is a conspiracy theory - designed
to satisfy only the weakest appetites for knowledge, not the
really hungry ones that stem from people who can actually make a
difference.
Good news is that The People's Chemist is more popular now than
ever!
My press releases have secured nationwide attention - as long as
they talk about sulfite free wine like Our Daily Red, not the
low-cholesterol con.
PC Reality TV continues to garner massive hate-mail from
anonymous cowards on You Tube.
My Alexa rankings have shot through the roof.
Plus, I'm sold out of The AM-PM Fat Loss Program, ThermoFX and
Cinnergy!
(Reserve your orders at http://www.thepeopleschemist.com/store)
Oh yea, and my publisher started selling a sequel (Don't buy it,
yet!) to my hit book,
Over-The-Counter Natural Cures worldwide, yet I haven't even finished the damn
thing 'cause I've been preoccupied living the lifestyle of the Internet's
Not-So-Rich and Famous. (Four Hour
Work Week my ass...)
I recently bought a cup holder for my '86 BMW to celebrate my
triumphs.
Picture me rollin'...Eighty degrees in Los Angeles, I wind my
sunroof down (when it's working) for warm air and to hear the
secure sound of police choppers walloping above. Turning up Tupac
(old car $2500, Alpine stereo $1000), I sit back to ponder what
would happen if the constraints of society were lifted.
Would
people be able to see how their
thoughts, ideas and motivation
are imprisoned by their media
masters, or is it too late?
Stupid. I know.
But there's my cup holder,
freeing me to honk at traffic any
given second. (Why do I see
the light turn green before the guy
in the front of me? Is
there something in the LA air? This
doesn't happen in Colorado.)
Gotta love technology though.
You see, with technology, people
are now set free to choose natural medicine instead of giving in
to the scientific pantomime that tricks them into using modern
day medicine.
No more
anti-depressants:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/creepy-antidepressant-side-effect-still-being-hidden/
No more
cholesterol lowering drugs:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/does-the-family-really-need-lipitor-and-aspirin/
No more
thyroid medications:
http://www.thepeopleschemist.com
No more
diabetic meds:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/cinnergy/
No more
pain medications:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/relief-fx/
No more
chemo:
http://thepeopleschemist.com/michael-douglas-not-cured-could-he-train-his-immune-system-to-kill-cancer/
Don't let censorship stop you from living young and having fun!
Always uncensored,
The
People's Chemist
3600 Cerrillos Dr. #714C-802
Sante Fe, New Mexico 87507
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